Lyft Driver, Put On Some Shoes!
I Googled "Is it illegal to drive barefoot?" It isn't. All 50 states allow one to operate a moving vehicle in the same manner as Fred Flintstone.
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After #PlaneBae, I Owe a Lot of Apologies
As the Twitter views, and interest, piled up, Blair and Hardaway reveled in their new stalker roles.
Cellphones, Shotguns and No Regrets from a Fed Up Southern Momma
As her three legally adopted teens, McKenzie, Ethan and Robbie, looked on, Smith obliterated a phone, perched on a nearby tree stump, with a single blast.
Conservatives, Here is Everything (currently) Ticking Me Off
I am equally outraged whenever a deranged individual with a high-powered weapon empties its contents anywhere, be it at a public high school, a gay nightclub, a house of worship, a country music festival; even an athletic field populated with legislators whose policies I disagree with.
Coffee and me: A not-so-storybook marriage
This column originally appeared in the Chicago Tribune June 26, 2018 Coffee and I fall in love, and break up, more than The Bachelor contestants. Each time I vow to flee forever from sweet-smelling, teeth-staining, breath-worsening joe, something pulls me back in.…
If Starbucks Founder Howard Schultz Ran the Country
I’ll admit, I’m already more intrigued with candidate Howard Schultz than I ever was with candidate Donald Trump. Perhaps that’s because I’ve never stayed in a Trump hotel, grilled a Trump steak, knotted a Trump tie, hacked my way around a Trump golf course or enrolled in Trump University
I Read the Updated Candy Crush Privacy Policy so You Don’t Have To
Does collecting Sugar Bombs and Coconut Wheels – terms instantly familiar to Candy Crush aficionados – mean having to sacrifice my anonymity? I was about to find out.
“Plexting” or How To Stay in Shape While Holding an iPhone
Exercise aficionados: Simply follow these three easy steps, and you, too, can develop core stability and strength while satisfying your never-ending lust for constant connectivity.
“Retirement Party” = “Hooray, You’re Leaving!”
I don't believe anyone would agree to be feted with a party upon their final workday if they stopped to consider what a retirement party really is: namely, a chance to celebrate the fact that you, the guest of honor, are leaving.
Stand on an Airplane? Kiss My Underused Ass
Aviointeriors, an Italian manufacturer of aircraft interiors, is floating the idea of installing “seats” featuring designs so upright, passengers are basically standing for the entire flight. Dubbed Skyrider 2.0 (no word on what became of Skyrider 1.0), the seats allow for, the website states, “ultra-high density in the aircraft cabin.”