Parents: Have your kids had the photo talk?
In an age of Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr and other photo sharing sites, corporate stand-up comedian and syndicated humor columnist Greg Schwem decides to have a "Photo Talk" with his daughters.
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For all school needs, visit the third house on the left
The first of many knocks occurred last week. I opened the door to see a neighborhood boy wearing a high school football jersey. “Mr. Schwem, would you like to buy a coupon book to support the Indians? They’re only $20.” I…
‘None of your business’ makes for good business
I strode into my local dry cleaner and awaited Gary, the proprietor. After a minute or so, he emerged from behind a rack of neatly pressed suits, covered in plastic bags. He was sweating profusely, just one of the downsides…
The Hershey’s Diet: Love, Support and 20 Extra Pounds
I have always fervently supported my children in their extracurricular endeavors. My only rule is that my personal health and safety not be in danger. With my eldest, now 15, this was never an issue. I felt perfectly safe sitting…
Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to give naps a bad reputation.
Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to give naps a bad reputation. As a dedicated nap taker, I now fear that my slumber will be violently interrupted by a “concerned” party who jumps to the conclusion that because my eyes are…
The Caesar Salad will be $10,000
If you dine out regularly in large metropolitan areas, odds are excellent you will eventually encounter a famous person sitting nearby. My recent celebrity sightings include Chris Noth from “The Good Wife” and “Sex and the City” in a Manhattan…
The Do-It-Yourself Guide To Not Doing It At All
On Father’s Day, all dads need to be keenly aware of a very ominous phrase:Do It Yourself or “DIY” if you are texting. I’m warning fathers everywhere because many of us, instead of choosing to spend the day playing golf…