Should the “Quiet” Subway Car Really Be Silent?
The man sat in the half full subway car as the Chicago skyline whizzed by on a humid Thursday morning. […]
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Pass Your Phone to the Ballpark Vendor on the Aisle
I celebrated our nation’s birthday by taking in a ballgame at Wrigley Field, a ballpark known for its rich history,
Do you suffer from cinema fatigue syndrome?
I sat in my doctor’s office, weary from fatigue and yawning mightily as he entered. Noting my healthy color and
Jokes Aside, The Rolling Stones are This Summer’s ‘Happy’ Tour
In Atlanta last week to visit relatives, I was fortunate to witness rock-and-roll immortality, courtesy of the Rolling Stones. Just
Wake Up, Have Sex, Nap: Why I Want to be a 17-Year Cicada
It was the sound I’d been anticipating, as I began a late afternoon May stroll on a golf course somewhere
Brought to My Knees – By Cheese
I yawned as I read the subject line in my inbox, this email courtesy of Jewel-Osco, my local grocery store.
You’re Never Too Young to Listen to the Oldies
Janine, the spin class instructor, breezed into the room, mounted her bike and greeted the already sweating class with her
Your Stuffed Emotional Support Animal Is Not Working
The yowling started shortly after I folded myself into seat 6C on the Southwest flight from Washington, D.C., to Chicago.
Foley, Alabama, Here Comes Poor Me
Don’t expect anyone to pick up your dinner check in Foley, Alabama. Nestled at the southern tip of the state
Your Craft Cocktail Will Be Ready in 30 Minutes
“Good evening, and welcome to The Violet Lily Diamond Club. What can I get you to drink? A White Russian?