Corporate Conference Entertainment

Brought to My Knees – By Cheese

I yawned as I read the subject line in my inbox, this email courtesy of Jewel-Osco, my local grocery store. “We love hearing from our customers!” Like anyone who has made a recent retail purchase, be it kumquats, hemorrhoid cream or a caramel macchiato, I’ve grown weary of the barrage of “How did we do?/Give…