Santa Just Fired His Elves Via Zoom
The elves gathered around their home monitors at 2:40 p.m., per Santa’s emailed instructions. Unable to congregate in the main workshop or communicate face to face with their boss since COVID-19 struck the North Pole in March 2020, they wearily clicked the Zoom link Santa provided. Soon, Santa’s grainy image appeared. The elves were perplexed.…