What Is Jay Leno Doing Now That He’s Retired?
A chronology of Jay Leno’s first day as retired Tonight Show host: 3 a.m. Wake up and write down funny President Obama health care joke from dream. Pause. Crumble up paper and go back to bed. 6:30 a.m. Begin preparing list of interview topics for cable repair guy, when he visits home later today. 8 a.m. Drive the long,…